Cottonwood Pyrotechnic Goat Pranks
JIMMIE JOHNSON? Go long with Eztenze? No, go short with a lug nut to Carl Edwards’ head. Put that boy in the PBA with a two-pound ball and wax his crack. Spray paint him naked pink and throw him in Richard Simmons’ master suite with bolted doors. Carl Edwards, we, the discerning and righteous NASCAR [...]
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Scary Movie 5 – The Sedona Tweak
Scene 1 — Leaves blowing across concrete walkway edging grass, overcast skies. Some girls screams, “Bull colonic!” Scene 2 -Fingers. Rainbow A$$HOLE$. Landlords with swords and Bruce Lee posters rolled up for snorting coke. Off belay the fantasy of the hippie sun dress, the waxed pubic hair and forehead tone anus. Horror all around. Koreans [...]
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Black Canyons, Black Armpits
Green suits and the Chinese army, lining up for the PTA pyrotechnical; no stunts, no callbacks – shutting down the Heliconius swarms from underneath burden baskets, headphones caving under the pressure of Gorod and Vader, and then the cumulonimbus bacon God, and then…yes, a dead hero…a pseudofeline tussle at the iron pit.
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Sneak Preview – The Samyo iFrond
Unbelievable. Hot tamales and HFCS-free Coca Cola under the passenger clouds, waiting in line to buy the iFrond. Incredible. We brought–well, someone stole–our sleeping bags. Good thing it is daytime now and the wind’s just right. A truck drives by with Crosstown Traffic blaring out the moon roof. It’s so hard to get through to [...]
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Sneak Preview – The Samyo iFrond
Unbelievable. Hot tamales and HFCS-free Coca Cola under the passenger clouds, waiting in line to buy the iFrond. Incredible. We brought–well, someone stole–our sleeping bags. Good thing it is daytime now and the wind’s just right. A truck drives by with Crosstown Traffic blaring out the moon roof. It’s so hard to get through to [...]
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Scary Movie 5 – The Sedona Tweak
Scene 1 — Leaves blowing across concrete walkway edging grass, overcast skies. Some girls screams, “Bull colonic!” Scene 2 -Fingers. Rainbow A$$HOLE$. Landlords with swords and Bruce Lee posters rolled up for snorting coke. Off belay the fantasy of the hippie sun dress, the waxed pubic hair and forehead tone anus. Horror all around. Koreans [...]
Books
Charles Baudelaire
I am a nut for Baudelaire… The 19th century Frenchman took his cues from the wildly dark Comte de Lautremont, AKA Isadore Ducasse, author of one book, Le Chants de Maldoror. THIS is a good site for links on Baudelaire. And you can purchase the classic Les Fleurs Du Mal HERE Some classic Baudelaire: The [...]
Found
Found Abstract Collage + Heff
This is where we’ll be putting info and scans of all the cool things we find in the tradition of FOUND magazine. The thumbnail is a bizarre cutout on cardboard glued and taped… This reminds me of an incredible treat I had about 20 years ago in Southern Humboldt County. I met a beautiful woman [...]
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Cottonwood Pyrotechnic Goat Pranks
JIMMIE JOHNSON? Go long with Eztenze? No, go short with a lug nut to Carl Edwards’ head. Put that boy in the PBA with a two-pound ball and wax his crack. Spray paint him naked pink and throw him in Richard Simmons’ master suite with bolted doors. Carl Edwards, we, the discerning and righteous NASCAR [...]
Scary Movie 5 – The Sedona Tweak
Scene 1 — Leaves blowing across concrete walkway edging grass, overcast skies. Some girls screams, “Bull colonic!” Scene 2 -Fingers. Rainbow A$$HOLE$. Landlords with swords and Bruce Lee posters rolled up for snorting coke. Off belay the fantasy of the hippie sun dress, the waxed pubic hair and forehead tone anus. Horror all around. Koreans [...]
Black Canyons, Black Armpits
Green suits and the Chinese army, lining up for the PTA pyrotechnical; no stunts, no callbacks – shutting down the Heliconius swarms from underneath burden baskets, headphones caving under the pressure of Gorod and Vader, and then the cumulonimbus bacon God, and then…yes, a dead hero…a pseudofeline tussle at the iron pit.
Sneak Preview – The Samyo iFrond
Unbelievable. Hot tamales and HFCS-free Coca Cola under the passenger clouds, waiting in line to buy the iFrond. Incredible. We brought–well, someone stole–our sleeping bags. Good thing it is daytime now and the wind’s just right. A truck drives by with Crosstown Traffic blaring out the moon roof. It’s so hard to get through to [...]
Comments About Jews Get You Fired
Oh my lady Helen Thomas…never did I respect you and your liberal kneepad ways, but now, oh, what a prize you have given to the informed! A high publicity comment that may inspire many to pick up a book or read a good blog. This is not Brasil or Portugal…it is not even Ceylon or [...]
Life on Titan Extremadura
Okay, so if you ever shoved your dog’s nose into her pile of shit, plopped out on your favorite rug, then now you are getting payback, reaping some karma. Balls of oil floating onto Miami Beach like Cubans on reed rafts with car tops…pelicans limping and open beaks, eyes looking back at yours, reminding you [...]
Miss USA Admits Android Lover
Boy…Kobe scores 40 points, Katie Couric gets ill eating slaw, Iranians get nukes, and yet, there are still those strange gnats that seem to circle outside the screen door for hours. How do they get the energy? Do they sneak off to suck on fungus? Which brings us to Rimah Fakih. WWAD? The Ayatollah would [...]
Southwestern Area Rugs and Psychological Surfing
Adlerian Adlerian psychotherapy was founded by Alfred Adler (an ex-associate of Freud who rejected Freud’s notion that sex is the root of all psychological problems.) It takes a positive view of human nature: We are all goal-oriented creatures who are striving for social connectedness, and we are in control of our destiny. Many personal difficulties, [...]
NASCAR Coming Out of the Closet?
I doubt it. More than likely this is a keen joke, if not an obvious prank to pull on NASCAR nation at the Toyota Racing website with a nifty tool with which you can “Sponsify” a Toyota race car associated with one of several drivers. But I could be wrong. Certainly more than a few [...]
23 Facts About 23
© 2007 Independent News and Media 1 23 is one of the most commonly cited prime numbers – a number that can only be divided by itself and one. Twenty three is the lowest prime that consists of consecutive digits. Primes have been described as the “atoms” of mathematics – the building blocks of the [...]
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Cottonwood Pyrotechnic Goat Pranks
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Scary Movie 5 – The Sedona Tweak
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Black Canyons, Black Armpits
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Sneak Preview – The Samyo iFrond
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Comments About Jews Get You Fired
June 8, 2010 21:06
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Bravo! Well done. This is truly a great cast. Next, I hear they are taking on
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